The way to you
is never too far
And if I roam I'm bound For all eternity
WHAT WOMEN DREAM
The way to you is always beautiful
Because all the dreams of love go with me.
Pay attention, Hans. This is the Glove Trick again.
Do you like this?
We agree on the price.
And the setting. Just like these gems.
Indeed, thank you.
Yes ma'am? -The handle of my umbrella is loose.
Could you fix it? -May I see it?
No, madam, that's a job for a wood turner.
Perhaps you know a good place?
Certainly, ma'am.
Thank you.
Oh, the lady left her glove behind.
Don't you want to put the stones away first?
As you wish, madam. -Best to be safe.
Run after the lady and give her the glove.
Here is the address of the wood turner, ma'am.
Goodbye. -Goodbye.
It doesn't belong to the lady?
Indeed, Inspector. Four carats.
My… my finest stone.
6,000 franks!
Please don't shoot!
You said 6,000, yes? -What's 6,000?
For the stone the lady selected.
I see.
The lady has a thrilling way of selecting my gifts to her.
Or would you rather have cash?
Oh no, never, Mr. Levassor.
A check from the Levassors is like cash, Mr. Levassor.
Well then.
If the Levassors are looking for more jewels it goes without saying
that my store is always at your disposal.
Possibly evenings too. I can turn off the alarm.
I call that customer service.
And if my name comes up…
Discretion is understood, Mr. Levassor.
Welcome good sirs, how may I serve you?
Police
Inspector. The issue has been cleared up.
A mistake. A little mistake.
I see it there. A glove. A little glove.
What do you notice, Füssli?
Mr. Kleinsilber, if I'm not mistaken… -Yes you are mistaken.
The glove is obviously to be confiscated by the police.
Quiet!
You'll find half a dozen of those in police evidence across Europe.
Where there's an extra glove, there's a few missing karats.
But I told you that it's all settled. -What do you mean, settled?
For my colleagues in Paris, London, or wherever the lady paid a visit?
Not for me. If it's paid for later or not is the same to me.
A stone disappears, charges are filed, the police get involved. Understand?
Completely.
Mr. Kleinsilber? Pardon me, I think I notice something.
Well then! I'm curious. -It is a remarkable perfume, yes?
Now I get it. Now you want to run around the city sniffing every woman!
You'll be promoted to police dog next.
Don't laugh so hard at me.
I have a friend whose nose is better than a police dog.
Hi Walter. -Hi Füssli.
Come down. I need to talk to you.
You need new lipstick for your Mitzi?
No, to the contrary. Hmm, A man can always use that.
Today I come to you for a purely professional matter.
About that problem. I really couldn't do anything about it.
Imagine, I'm dancing, with Gretel or Helga or whatever she's called
At once the fellow exclaims-- -Who?
Called me a plaid hippo.
Tell me what would you have done?
Walter! I'm here about something entirely different!
I only want to explain. I mean, I'm completely innocent here.
Your bar brawl doesn't concern me. It's not my department.
There. Tell me what kind of perfume this is.
We're after a thief here. But it's an official secret.
That is a very sophisticated woman.
Do you know her?
No, but a thief couldn't afford this. -Why?
Here.
"What Women Dream" Paris
360 francs a bottle.
That's fancy. -Sadly much too expensive.
In the past year we've only sold a few. -You can ascertain to whom?
Naturally. Come here.
Hurrah!
We'll have it soon.
Here, a bottle was sent to Rome. -No no, next.
Two bottles, Countess of Reckstein. -Next next.
A bottle to the Hotel Atlantic, here, Room 88.
I'd like to speak to the manager. -Whom shall I say is calling?
Right away.
Come here. Listen to me.
You keep your eyes open, or more importantly your nose.
You have the glove. If you notice something… Lord, you don't notice anything.
Half-wit!
Madam, please. Don't refuse me again today.
Listen to me for five minutes.
It's wrong of you to deny me this.
You could regret it in a few days.
I mean, there aren't many men who are willing to do so much for a woman
as I am for you.
Please.
I'd like to place a call. -A moment please.
Please.
"Solomon 532"
Page. The gentleman has left his wallet.
Hello Walter.
Evening Füssli. What brings you here?
The lady from 88. -Which lady?
I see, concerning…
That's the only evidence you have?
We'll find more soon.
Hey, Füssli. -Yes, what?
Lots of luck, my boy.
Merci.
Who was that lady? -Ms. Rina Korff. Sings for us in Pavillion.
Room number? -Sorry.
It's forbidden to give that information.
Is it also forbidden to tell me the age of your sister?
I don't have a sister, but my grandmother is turning 88.
Many thanks.
There.
Clear as day. She's the one. -Inspector, perfume is hardly proof.
She will certainly have more to discover in her room.
A deep blue summer night
I want to dream until the day wakes up.
Somewhere on a bench
Unseen by the man in the moon.
The nightingale must sing quietly
"I want you dearly,"
When sung da capo or anyhow
It's my favorite song.
The way to you
Is never too far
And if I roam
I'm bound for all eternity.
The way to you
Is always beautiful
Because all the dreams
Of love go with me.
If you're also far
Then happiness is near.
If your heart calls to me
Just once, I am there.
The way to you
Is the way to heaven.
And this way
Is never too far.
Exhibit number two. A glove.
A little glove.
That suffices. Come.
Dance with me.
Why?
Don't ask. You have to dance with me. Right now.
Come!
Look at the entrance.
Police!
Which is it then?
One moment. Allow me to turn on the light.
It will all be confiscated by the police.
Why are you really helping me?
I like you, too.
Don't let it to go to your head. I got you in a jam
and don't want a women to go to jail on my account. That's all.
You'll have to grab your coat, so you don't end up in a jam on my account.
I'll do that soon. The main point is that you disappear.
You want to get rid of me as soon as you can. -Exactly!
Why are you being so gruff with me? -Because it's a crying shame, your going on.
Is it normal for you to just steal?
Normal? No.
I haven't agonized over it yet.
I find it so… so thrilling.
I need it.
Like some need to smoke cigarettes.
And aside from that it has a reward, doesn't it?
Oh how naïve you are.
What do you think an ashtray costs?
Half a franc at most. But it sparkles.
What else have you already stolen?
Could you tell me what time it is? -I don't have a watch.
But you do have one! -I think I know better.
Yes, check in your vest pocket first.
Certainly. Here, no watch.
No watch.
Thank you.
Driver, to the train station.
You are taking a trip? -No, you. In three hours you should
be over the border. Then you must decide for yourself how to proceed.
So. Have a good life.
Improve yourself or stay as you are. Adieu.
Oops, Lady Countess!
What now? -Don't fuss.
Police!
You can let go of me now. The policemen are gone.
There could be other detectives at the station.
Yes. That is possible.
All aboard! All aboard!
So, when you're safely across send me a postcard.
Address: The Last Knight, General Delivery Zürich.
Better use Walter König. Kalvingasse 26. Fifth story, right.
Hello.
'Evening Füssli. -Walter. Good that you're here.
Please help me out. -What's going on?
Did you get yourself arrested? -No, I invented these handcuffs.
My own patent. Best there is.
Nothing more going on? -Actually it's very easy.
You just need to press this button on top. Over here.
Let's see. We'll have them open soon.
Stay still!
It doesn't work. -But that can't be.
Come here.
Sit down.
Move your hands apart. -But I can't.
All right, as far as you can.
So! We'll have it soon. -Please be careful.
Tell me...
What became of the lady with the gloves?
Did you catch her? -No. She got away from Kleinsilber.
But that makes you happy, right? -Yes. What a dressing down he'll get tomorrow.
What a thing--ouch! -Watch out.
My dear young man.
Must it be?
Close your eyes.
Help!
Thank you. -Very welcome. Glad to do it!
See you again. -See you again, Walter.
What? You forgot your key again?
Yes. Good night, sleep well. -Good night Walter.
Stupid thing. I don't understand it.
That has to work.
There. It's brilliant.
It's wonderful.
Well hello!
Now listen to me.
That is too much! I think she's on her way...
I noticed on the train that I had no money.
And then I got off. -So.
And how did you get back here?
No idea.
Suddenly I had your key in my pocket.
I don't know how. -But I know.
Then everything's all right. Good night.
Young lady, what are you suggesting? You want to settle in with me?
Should I sleep on the street perhaps?
No, I mean, I'm not going to be in this room in the end.
I don't care.
Bye bye. -What?
Well then.
Mr. König.
You forgot your silver candle stick.
Didn't you tell me that you came to me since you had no money to travel?
I did not.
Mr. König.
Please leave the key on my side.
Why?
Are you afraid of me?
No, I'm not afraid of any man.
Who is it? -Police.
For God's sake!
Yes I… one moment.
Excuse me, but... -It won't open up again.
You!
So!
At the crime scene I found a remarkable glove.
As I put it to my nose,
I sensed a fragrance,
and through my friendship with an expert
and could identify the perfume for the record--
I want to emphasize that this is an unusual perfume.
Period.
For the first time in the history of Criminalistics, I had...
Did you get that? Yes.
I had the surprising idea to track
the thief's trail with her perfume. Period.
I had exhaustively arranged the identification.
Unfortunately the delinquent ended up escaping from my colleague.
Finished. Give it here.
Take this to the prefecture. Thank you my colleague.
Mr. König? -Over there, please.
Mr. Walter König? -Yes sir.
How may I serve you? -A perfume.
Please see what we have in the store. -No, I would like your advice.
It should be a very unusual perfume.
Very well.
Here is Narcissus D'Or.
Perhaps the Queen of Saba?
Or Yvonne Number 5?
No thanks.
I want a very unusual perfume.
For an entirely extraordinary woman.
What's that up there?
Very well.
Which one, please?
That one.
"What Women Dream"?
As you wish. I'll have it wrapped. -Thank you.
The perfume will be sent.
Would you write down the address? -Certainly.
Frau Rina Korff.
Did you get that?
Kalvingasse 26, Fifth story on the right. Good evening.
Where I go, desire goes with me
It only goes in seven-mile strides
And I write on every pebble:
"You will be with me soon."
Rain and fog
They do not matter to me.
Only there where your kisses are
Is home to me.
The way to you
is never too far
And if I roam
I'm bound for all eternity.
The way to you
Is always beautiful
Because all the dreams of love
Go with me.
If you're also far,
Then happiness is near.
If your heart calls to me
Just once, I am there.
The way to you
Is the way to heaven.
And this way
Is never too far.
Who are you? -Füssli. Chief Inspector.
Stop!
You needn't be embarrassed, miss.
There are no secrets between Walter and I.
I see. You are from over there.
That's wonderful.
Isn't it? Where is Walter, then?
We usually have tea at this time.
Walter isn't here. But you could also have tea with me.
Yes? That would be terribly nice of you.
Yes, sir, the police, they are the cutest fellows.
Yes, sir, the police, They're always at their best.
The lieutenants are adept at handling women.
And when the men kiss them they're impressed!
Yes, sir, the police, they fascinate every girl.
Who can't just pass by, one, two, three.
Sure, every little town has good looking guys.
But the handsomest of all are the police!
Puff out the heroic chest!
That's very handsome!
The eyes of the law Watch true by day and night
If something's amiss, If a heart suffers,
Yes, by red and green lights he never fails.
Yes, sir, the police, they are the cutest fellows.
Yes, sir, the police, they're always at their best.
The lieutenants are adept at handling women.
And when the men kiss them they're impressed!
Yes, sir, the police, they fascinate every girl.
Who can't just pass by, one, two, three.
Sure, every little town has good looking guys.
But the handsomest of all
Are the police!
All right!
Yes. The tea is ready.
So... Now for a good cigar, if you allow.
Please. -Thank you.
My brand, that's good.
Here. -Merci.
A light?
These… are my things.
But I won't shoot right away. -What my rev-revolver too?
That's a dear thing. So agile.
Where did you learn that?
Me? Yes.
Wouldn't you like to know! I'm a perfect thief.
Ah.
I arrest you.
What does that mean? -That I'm a perfect inspector.
I have to arrest a thief, right?
What's happened? -We're playing Cops and Robbers.
I see.
Good evening. You have already met?
It was brilliant. -We amused ourselves brilliantly.
Mhm. Thanks.
Am I disturbing? -Usually.
Severe, but the truth.
What's going on then? -Rina, someone knows you're here.
The police could come at any moment.
Nothing new? -Nothing yet.
You can go. I'll wait myself.
Yes. Better that I should go then.
Be well, Walter.
I thank you, you were so sweet to me. -But where are you going?
To a friend's. To confess, so he'll become the Chief Inspector.
You are crazy! Have you considered what lies ahead of you?
It can only be… living every day waiting to be discovered.
Why don't you stop?
Say it.
Stealing.
I should have met you sooner, Walter.
I was… was always so alone.
No man ever really took care of me.
And now?
Is it too late?
For certain?
For certain.
But you never understand me.
I have never used anything or made money from anything I took.
It's all still there.
It's all there? -Yes
That's splendid!
Then we can... then I can...
I have a wonderful idea.
I'll take it all back to the jewelers and then no one has anything on you.
Oh that would be wonderful.
But how to we manage to get the stones out of the hotel?
Damed thing!
Hello! No! No, I've found nothing yet.
But don't give up on Kleinsilber's nose.
Something is hidden in this stuff.
I'm not giving up the room until I find the stones. No.
My dear couple, it grieves me terribly but Number 88 is not available.
Dearest, you'll catch cold.
However if I give you the next room, 87, you'll have the same view.
Hmm, yes.
If we have the same view. -We'll take it.
Another whiskey. No.
White Horse, please.
Thanks.
What now? Hello? What is... Ow.
Ouch! God, right on the shin again.
Hello? Where's the desk? Where can...
Can't call, Ouch. What is..?
You called, sir? -Yes, there's a short circuit here.
The light is out, it has to be fixed immediately.
I'll bring the technician now. -Yes, I can't stay here for hours
if the light goes out.
Damn and blast! My whole shin is banged up.
This is no hotel, it's a hole in the wall. Ow! Damn and...
It's definitely the Venetian chandelier.
We'll have it soon. Wait here, young lady.
Yes. -Watch what's going on there.
In here!
What's going on here then?
The light suddenly went out.
Aha.
The chandelier. I understand.
I see it myself. Turn the light on it, König.
Excuse me, that's my job. I'm the technician here.
Your enthusiasm is laudable young man, but in the end I'm your boss.
Commissioner, I'm Chief Inspector Engineer Krummbiegel.
I understand the hotel's electrical system. -Very pleased, Chief Inspector.
No, I can't let you up under these circumstances.
The chandelier is also very dusty, Mr. Engineer.
And the table wobbles, Mr. Engineer.
What do you say, Inspector, see how my staff tends to me?
Yet that is how a man of the law should be treated.
I insist on doing this myself. -Too kind, sir.
Yes. Light it up, König.
A sparkling chandelier.
Truly sparkling. The pliers, please.
May I please, Chief Inspector? -Thank you, Inspector.
You are welcome, Chief Inspector.
You could learn something there, young man.
That's the hand of a practiced technician.
It's there in every grip!
So, my dear König.
The most important part is done. -Yes, I noticed that.
You only need to splice the wire.
Thank you. Thank you, dear lady.
You are very new to the hotel, yes?
I've been a cleaning lady here longer than you've been an engineer.
Inspector. -Chief Inspector.
I need to get electrical tape. I'll leave the lamp with you. Come!
Make it fast, all right?
So. Now it's all out.
You must go.
Now you can wander around the world and hide from the police.
Only since we've been had by this dolt.
Maybe you, not me. -How so?
What? You took that out of his pocket?
That's fabulous! -Fabulous? I thought it was wrong to steal.
It's that too!
Now I'd like to really know who that Chief Inspector is.
Enter Levassor.
What are you looking for here? -These jewels.
WHat do you have to do with those?
Not much. I only paid for them.
Paid?
It pains me to disappoint you. You believed you stole it,
and in reality you were only selecting your presents from me.
And we should believe these fairy tales?
Fairy tales? Please!
Look at my check book. Nothing but five or six stories.
First story.
There was once a ruby at Van Cleve in Paris.
Right?
30,000 francs.
Second story: a diamond from Orsini in Rome. 75,000 lire.
Third story: a sapphire from…
Hello! Hello! Now miss, miss.
What is going on with my electrical short? Yes, my short, miss!
Yes, which short? Please don't do that to me, all right?
Miss, please please send the technician up.
What, where he's stuck? Not in the refrigerator, miss.
Usually in the hotel. So you have no refrigerator technition. Very interesting.
Then send me an engineer. What, no technician and no engineer?
A very nice hotel, miss. Then at least send me the cleaning lady.
Which cleaning lady? The one with the long beard, miss.
Miss! Miss! I have an electrical short!
Send me the short for the long beard! It's getting darker, miss!
Send me a long beard for a short! But something has to be done!
Miss, I want light here again!
Your dexterity is admirable, dear lady.
But one day know that you'll be caught if I stop helping you.
As I have until now. I have the time to run after you.
And I have the money to pay for everything that you take.
There's only one way out for you.
That's me. -I've had enough!
Take the jewels and go away. Rina stays with me.
So? And how long? Until she's arrested?
You are wrong, Mr. Levassor. I will not steal any more.
I don't believe you.
But I believe it!
If you're so certain, please. We will arrive at this.
You have chosen, dear lady.
If you resist the temptation, then I am superfluous.
I disappear.
If it goes otherwise,
Then Mr. König, you disappear!
Understood? -What! I'm not letting you coerce me.
Understood!
The technician wanted to fix the issue, and the engineer came…
What kind of engineer? -What kind of?
The.. the kind who built the Panama Canal! A hotel engineer, obviously.
Excuse me, but we have no engineer.
What, no engineer? Poor hotel!
You have no maids as well? -Oh yes, 32 of them.
I would like to see the second floor maids. And technician too.
You do have these? -Yes.
Move back.
Think you can throw me down these five stories if I don't stop my crimes?
But you will stop.
Maybe that's foolish of you, to stand by me so blindly.
Maybe others know me better.
I know you better.
Since...
Since I love you.
Then I ...
must stop my crimes.
But you don't understand me.
5,000 francs and 5,000 francs are 10,000.
And 15,000 is 25,000 francs.
What's up with your... your friend Füssli?
Did he hit the jackpot? -I don't know.
Then there is Grigor Rinot, Spy, 3,000 francs.
Linda Wecki, Murder, 5,000 franc reward.
So if I catch all of them,
then we'll have 50,000 francs between the two of us.
Nice, right? Hey Mitzi!
You will be the wife of a first class criminal investigator!
You always say the same thing!
And up to now you have arrested no one.
And the lame pickpocket the other day? That was nothing?
Go open it.
Hi Walter. -Hi Mitzi. Evening.
Evening. This is my wife. -Very glad. We heard you counting out loud.
What have you added up so eagerly?
Oh, the rewards from the great international crooks still at large.
Do you find that so amusing? -Yes. Pat Lippington.
Bankrobber. -5,000 reward.
Enrico Tomasoni. -Forger.
3,000 reward. John Constaniniescu, fraud.
If I only catch one of them, then I'll make Chief Inspector.
And Kleinsilber will take the hit.
Hopefully you'll soon succeed at our big catch.
Yes, hopefully.
I simply give you a sample bottle of each kind.
Very gracious.
Greatest thanks. My wife herself will decide which perfume she wants.
By the way, I would like to return your kind favor.
I'm the secretary of Palace Casino.
Would you like to come to the show this evening?
Yes, very much! Thank you.
Ah I understand. You are not alone.
Exactly. -You are welcome.
Thank you again. -Until tonight!
Just a moment please, yes.
And here are the earrings, Lydia.
You sit in from of them.
We make it as easy for her as possible.
Kurt, come here already.
You don't need to worry, Walter.
I know what I'm doing. Look!
Look. I've got my thumbs pressed in my fists. Nothing can happen.
Ah, five and seven. We're not sitting together.
But that's dumb.
Pardon me, sir, would you have the kindness to exchange places with me?
Why should I get up? I'm comfortable. -Oh, pardon me.
Yes, sir, the police, they are the cutest fellows.
Yes, sir, the police, they're always at their best.
The lieutenants are adept at handling women.
And when the men kiss them they're impressed!
Yes, sir, the police, they fascinate every girl.
Who can't just pass by, one, two, three.
Sure, every little town has got good looking guys.
But the handsomest of all are the police!
Rina, for God's sake what have you done… what?
Turn around.
Yes, Rina!
That's a load off my mind.
Look.
Do you know who we have to thank for the free tickets this evening?
Mr. Levassor.
The ladies and gentlemen already talk about me?
We were talking about the chances of running into you here.
Allow me to use this opportunity to welcome you
as my guests to the performance at the casino.
WIth pleasure, Mr. Levassor. -Many thanks.
Now, dear lady,
how do you like it?
Thrilling. I had no idea a revue could be so thrilling.
I'm just curious about how it ends.
Could that really be in doubt?
As in every revue--well!
If you don't deceive me.
The next act could be a surprise.
We should hurry back to the hall so we don't miss it.
Now I've burned you. Excuse me please.
I'll be damned. This won't do. I'll run back home quickly,
change clothes and be back in half an hour.
But Walter!
I'm not leaving you alone.
In the meantime Mr. Levassor will happily take care of you.
But of course! -See! Until later.
You underestimate me.
The lady did not have to make it so easy for me.
Good evening Füssli. Finish up. We have to get to work! Hi Mitzi.
Good evening, Walter.
Little Walter! Dear wonderful man.
Put a cork in it! Let's go, you. Tomorrow you'll be Chief Inspector!
But I don't want to be Chief Inspector.
I want… I want to stay with my Mitzi, Mitzi!
Boy, you're completely drunk!
Drunk. Yes sir!
Lit as the stars, wet as the sea.
Mitzi, some coffee right away make it very strong.
Go!
I'll make something for you.
Help! Help, Police! Coast Guard!
I can't swim! Help! Help, Mitzi!
I'm drowning! I'm drowning, Mitzi!
I'm drowning! Life--
Life boats! Life belt!
Save who you can! Man overboard!
My captain!
Ahoy!
Every man on board! -What's wrong now? Mitzi.
Mitzi. Little Mitzi.
Now leave me alone. It's the love of a sailor.
Yeah yeah, you old boozer. Come. Here. Open your mouth.
Another swallow!
Now--are you better?
Flags at half mast.
You poisoned a sailor. Phooey.
I've had enough of you. You idiot!
Once in your life you get your big chance and you drink yourself under!
Why are you hitting me? -Because you're a plaid hippo!
I see. -Tomorrow you could be Chief Inspector.
10,000 franc reward! You can marry Mitzi.
And Kleinsilber takes the hit.
Come! -Well now.
Careless of your young man to leave you alone with me so long.
Why?
You have set up a test for me in your way.
Perhaps he's testing me now.
Have you thought about the offer I made to you?
In Room 87?
Yes!
And? -No.
In love?
Do you believe that this young man from the perfume store
is the right man for you?
Rina, I want to show you my hand in this game.
Come.
You'll definitely be interested.
Levassor. Levassor. Levassor.
The way to you
Is never too far.
And if I roam
I'm bound for all eternity.
The way to you
Is always beautiful.
Because all the dreams
Of love go with me.
If you're also far,
Then happiness is near.
If your heart calls to me
Just once, I am there.
The way to you
Is the way to heaven.
And this way
Is never too far.
What does it all mean? Where are we?
My place. But if you take my offer,
from today on, it's our place.
Please.
Wonderful. Theater in the front,
secret gaming club in back. Interesting.
I only help people to satisfy their passions.
Those who want to see dancers, see dancers.
Those who want to play, may play.
And who wants to steal may steal?
Not everyone!
Only one who operates so expertly and is as attractive as you.
You are an enchantress of dexterity.
But to now you've squandered yourself on little things.
In contrast, together with me… -As an accomplice.
Yes, crudely expressed.
Who are you really?
Levassor was not always my name. Fifteen years ago my name was…
John Constaninescu. He's not only a forger of the greatest kind,
he also maintains a seemingly harmless pleasure club.
You! Palace Casino!
And I just left Rina alone with this character!
Do you really want to be attached to this young man?
Until today your life was a play of danger, suspense, adventure.
All of that awaits you with me. And what awaits you there?
Mrs. Durmount. She lost 70,000 francs.
Give 20,000 in payment. -Yes sir.
You will know this stone.
It once got a lot of press.
The Rosemarine.
You?
For five years.
I couldn't rest until I got it.
Since then it's been here.
In the safe.
What for one is a Venetian chandelier is for the other a safe.
Do you understand me now?
We belong together.
Now, will you accept my offer?
Here it was, Inspector. I came in here with 10,000 francs in my
pocket and do you know what I have in my pocket now?
Lint, I know. Now shut your mouth.
What would the gentlemen like? -We'd like to play baccarat.
Police, police.
Police. -Please proceed calmly to the theater.
What if the police find me here? -Don't worry. You're protected here.
You aren't afraid?
Afraid? I survive because I have no fear.
I'll be right back.
Whatever happens, don't open the door.
Go. Hurry hurry hurry! Yes! -A moment, sir. It's rusted through.
If I don't have the money by morning my father will box my ears.
Do you believe I'll get it? -Hopefully not.
Give it to me, yes. -A moment, please!
It's open! -Indeed.
A disgrace!
The squad got here just in time.
Here, Inspector. I sat in this place. All the chips…
Leave the chips. This isn't for children! Put them down there immediately!
Go home. Go to bed. -But what will my father say?
He'll thrash your backside. It's good for you. Go. Little rogue!
That's him.
Go, forward.
Indeed, Mr. König. -Jans, another whiskey.
Where is Ms. Rina?
We were waiting for you. The lady is on her way.
Cheers. -Cheers, Mr. Levassor.
Bartender, do you have cigarettes? -Yes sir.
Help yourself. -Thank you very much, Mr. Levassor.
Walter. Walter!
Levassor has been arrested.
What did you say? -Levassor has been arrested.
Who said that? Who is arrested?
Who is arrested? Someone said that.
That's a real surprise!
The maid.
Rina!
Ah! The technician is also here.
And the engineer!
Well, now we're all together.
This time you'll find the electrical short at the police headquarters, gentlemen.
Mr. Kleinsilber.
What are you doing here, Füssli? You finally noticed something?
Yes, a few things. -Well now I'm curious.
First, I noticed that you're a plaid hippo. -You've gone entirely insane.
Yes sir, as you have arrested my two assistants.
Assistants? -Yes!
Secondly I noticed that this man here is John Constaninescu.
That's John Constaninescu?
Thirdly, you will notice that I'll be Chief Inspector in the morning.
You, Chief Inspector? On that I'd... -Stop! No contradicting!
Lead this man away!
Let's go Mr. Constaninescu…
Too bad, dear lady.
The two of us together
We could have taken the Eiffel Tower from the Parisiennes in broad daylight.
But make nothing of it.
What can you get for the Eiffel Tower?
Yes, go already.
Stop! -What's wrong now?
How much money do you have in your hand?
20 francs.
Thank you. -Why for?
So. Now you jingle.
Thank you kindly, Walter. -You're very welcome.
But I think it's better that you disappear now.
Until next time. -Until next time!
The End